When I was a kid, my mom taught me that, if anyone ever asked me ‘who’s the greatest rock ‘n’ roll band in the world?’ I was to answer…

The knowledge came easy; the understanding would come later.

When I was like, seven, I was at a family friend’s beach house, and I tried to get a look at the fresh-caught fish. The fisherman stopped me and said I had to answer a question.

Mr. Murt: Who’s the greatest rock band in the world?

Me: 

He started laughing and said that no, it was actually the Rolling Stones.

Me: But Mommy says it’s Led Zeppelin.

Mr. Murt: Well, I’m older than your Mom, so I know better.

Me: Okay.

Mr. Murt: So. Who’s the greatest rock band in the world?

Me: 

So I got to see the fish, obviously.

And yeah there’s the beginning of my Slytherin tendencies bye guys